ALLEY BAR PRESENTS:
By The End of This Show Every Man In The Audience Will Be in Love With Me (a work in progress show by ELZ)

ELZ is working on her debut hour. She's sure it will win 3 to 4 hundred awards, but she needs to write it first.

Come and be some of the first people to see this brand new piece, combining songs, jokes and poems.

ELZ is a lesbian but she still wants men to fancy her. What's that all about? Join ELZ as she explores her relationship to masculinity in this work in progress hour.

This is a work in progress performed in 3 parts, with a happy hour before the show and an after party ‘til late.
???? Saturday 9th May 2026
???? Doors open at 7pm
???? Alley Bar below Salt House, Ramsgate